I wondered if I’d had my “Simon Berry” moment tonight. I was on my computer, reading through the dozens of emails from religious folk in the States (see yesterday’s post) criticising me for replacing the bible in the bedrooms at the Damson Dene with Fifty Shades of Grey, when I came across one which said that unless I repented my hotel would be destroyed by “flood, fire or pestilence”. A few minutes later I telephoned the hotel and the receptionist said “I can’t speak to you now, we’ve got a terrible flood”. When I called back later I found out that the flood had only destroyed two rooms, not the entire hotel. Clearly the Americans just aren’t praying hard enough. But perhaps we should be on the look out for fire or pestilence next.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
|