Posts Tagged ‘cumbria’

Saturday, March 19th, 2011

The Benevolent Toad

Toad
The other morning I took a video of 5 deer walking nonchalantly across our lawn. I’ve also taken photos of badgers, squirrels and rats in the garden. They are all a menace. The deer, because they eat the plants; the badgers because they dig up the lawns looking for worms; the squirrels because they dig up bulbs and replant them in inappropriate places; and the rats because they eat the bird food and attract the cats, which in turn kill the birds.

Tonight I was pleased to come across a toad, sitting on our front step. Unlike the others, the toad is our friend. He is out all night eating slugs. I know somewhere he’ll never grow hungry – in amongst the Hostas.

Saturday, March 12th, 2011

Wild garlic in Grange

Wild garlic
If you are in Grange-over-Sands in March and you breathe in deeply you are bound to smell garlic. This often puzzles visitors. Are they in an outpost of France? Not quite- they are breathing in the aroma of wild garlic, which is everywhere in Grange at this time of year. The photo shows the wood just behind Main St.; every inch of ground in the wood is covered in the young shoots of wild garlic. In a few weeks’ time the plants will produce a very pretty white flower and the smell will be even stronger, but now is the time to harvest the young shoots. It’s the leaves that you eat, not the bulbs. They are good raw in a salad or cooked in a soup. You won’t see wild garlic in the shops. But in Grange there’s no need to- it’s growing free all around.

Friday, March 11th, 2011

The Big Society in a Big Tent

Marquee
I’ve no more idea than the next person what the Big Society is but there may be a hint of it in this Big Tent. The tent has been the home for the last few days of the Best of Lakeland Show, put on by the Lakes Hospitality Association. It’s a trade show for hoteliers, restaurateurs and the like and has attracted hundreds of visitors. It’s in a new venue, right in the heart of Bowness. I went round all the trade stands this morning, speaking to the exhibitors and they all spoke enthusiastically about the success of the show. Last night there was a highly successful dinner for 100.

The reason that I mention the Big Society is that this event has been organised by just one part-timer, Gail Bartolf and her part-time assistant Rebecca. They have sourced the new venue, got the council’s consent, obtained planning permission from the National Park Authority, organised power, catering, toilets, stewards, car parking, signage, the dinner, advertising, sold the stands, etc., etc.,. They are the only employees of the LHA and have carried out all their other duties for its 550 members at the same time as organising the show.

If this had been a public body, relying on public funds, I’ve no doubt at all that the same work would have required at least a dozen full timers on vast salaries. Those salaries would have been paid for by you and me. If this is the Big Society, let’s have more of it.

Monday, February 28th, 2011

The First Daffodil of Spring

Dafffodils
There’s a fierce rivalry between the adjacent villages of Crosthwaite and Underbarrow. Each has a pub called the Punch Bowl and in that respect I think it is fair to say that Crosthwaite has the upper hand. They each take pride in their floral displays and here Underbarrow is the undoubted winner. I travel through the villages nearly every day on my way to the Damson Dene and I’ve seen some brutally low temperatures this winter- the worst being -17 C. But the last fortnight has seen the back of winter and the daffodils on the roadside verges have shot up. There are literally thousands in Underbarrow and they will produce a beautiful display- “worth the detour” to see, as the Michelin man would say. And yet the first to come into full bloom, even though it’s still February is in Crosthwaite- as this picture, taken this morning, shows.

Friday, February 25th, 2011

How to be a Cumbrian Farmer

farmer
I well remember my grandfather describing a conversation between two rather dour wool merchants in Bradford:
“How’s business?” asked the first
“Terrible” came the reply
“How terrible?”
“Why, hardly better than last year”
“How was last year?”
“Best we ever ‘ad”.

When it comes to dourness Bradford wool merchants have got nothing on Cumbrian farmers. I’ve been fascinated to watch them at livestock auctions in the past and to see that they are on no account to show any signs of happiness, let alone contentment. If you ask a Cumbrian farmer, who has just sold an animal for a record price, how the sale went, his reply is likely to be “It’ll have to do”. I’m told that a farmer may, after making a spectacular profit, allow himself a private smile in the car on the way home, but that will be it.
As a Yorkshireman, I’ve never quite got the hang of it, which is no doubt why I’ll never make a farmer.

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

The Big Society in Action

TiC
BBC Radio Cumbria rang to tell me that the winner of the bid to run the Windermere Tourist Information Centre would be announced on the 7am news. Would I be available to give an interview live, straight after the announcement, to give my comments on behalf of the Lakes Hospitality Association- who were one of the 19 bidders to run the TiC? The BBC knew the identity of the winners, but I didn’t, and they weren’t at liberty to tell me. I would have to wait for the news bulletin. I knew that we were one of the three finalists, but although we have put our hearts and souls into this project and really wanted to win, we knew the other finalists were strong contenders, so we couldn’t be confident of success. What could I read into the invitation to be interviewed? Had all the candidates been invited? To be on the safe side I made a mental note of “winner” and “loser” comments. It would have been sensible of me to turn off my mobile, because I was live on air when someone who had been listening to the news headlines rang to congratulate me. It was a great relief to be able to use my “winner” comments. The Windermere TiC is the busiest in the Lakes with 300,000 visitors a year. From next April the LHA will take over the running of it from the District Council in a public/private partnership- very much the Big Society of which we have been hearing so much, and which we will now see in action. This is a big step forward for the LHAand, if the truth be told, rather daunting. We’ve been campaigning for so long to keep it open and now we really have to put our money where our mouth is.

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Squirrels

Squirrel
Beatrix Potter kept rabbits in her garden at Hill Top. They weren’t pets; they were for the pot. I don’t know how she despatched them, but whatever method she used the chances are that she would be committing a criminal offence under the law as it stands. The other day Mr Raymond Elliott, who is a window cleaner, was convicted of a criminal offence under the 2006 Animal Welfare Act for drowning a grey squirrel which he had caught in a trap. These traps are sold by the thousand and we use them here. The RSPCA has decreed that the only way to stay on the right side of the law if you want to kill squirrels or any wild animal is to take it to the vet and have it put down with a lethal injection. If an animal has been killed by lethal injection it is against the law to eat it, which will put anyone who keeps rabbits, ducks or chickens for the pot in an impossible dilemma. The reality is that the Animal Welfare Act will make criminals of most farmers and owners of small-holdings and indeed the many gardeners who, like Mr Elliott who want to protect their plants and their crops from squirrels. Is there any justification for killings squirrels if we don’t eat them? Yes, because they are a scourge, particularly in a area like Cumbria where they are driving out the red squirrel. Let’s not forget that Tufty was a red squirrel- grey’s were unknown in Beatrix Potter’s day.