Posts Tagged ‘cumbria’

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

Why the bumper crop?

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It’s been announced today that this summer is officially the worst on record. Well, I take that with a big dose of salt not least because it seems odd that the worst weather should go hand in hand with the most bountiful harvest. We’ve had a better crop of fruit and veg in our kitchen garden this year than ever before and from what I hear, we’re not alone in that. Why should this be so when the summer has been so cold and damp? One theory has been put forward by Ian Bell who is a biodynamic farmer from Dorchester. He argues that it’s to do with last winter’s heavy snowfall. This is what he says:

“Nitrogen joins with carbon and minute quantities of arsenic, lead and mercury, all of which are held fast in the crystalline structure of the snow and carried to our soils: an infinitely more powerful mediator of fertility than anything you can buy from the garden centre”.

He’s undoubtedly right on the latter point – you won’t find many garden centres listing “arsenic, lead and mercury” among their list of ingredients, and I’m not sure that I want them leaching into my veg.

Whatever the merits of Ian Bell’s argument, there is no doubt at all that the increase in carbon dioxide in the air improves crop yields. It’s common practice for horticulturalists who grow crops under glass to use air enriched with carbon dioxide to improve growth rates. When the increase in carbon dioxide in the air was first recorded, about 70 years ago, it was noted that this could prove of great benefit to humanity because of the effect on crop yields. They have been proved right, but this is a fact which is barely mentioned nowadays, when the increase in carbon dioxide is portrayed as being wholly evil. If the prediction of warmer weather ever turns out to be true we’ll have a double benefit, because there’s nothing crops like better than a little extra warmth.

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

The Cottage in the Wood

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Nowadays every restaurant worth its salt proclaims that they are passionate about using local produce. Most of them lie. As a matter of fact 70% of all the food that restaurants use is imported, so there are a lot of porkies being told. But one restaurant which is true to their word, I’m sure, is the lovely Cottage in the Wood and tonight the food was not only local but, for a good part, foraged by hand by the owners, Liam and Kath Berney. The Cottage in the Wood is in the middle of the Whinlatter Forest, overlooking Skiddaw – in other words prime foraging country. I was there for a “Cumbria on a Plate ” dinner, hosted by the fabulous Annette Gibbons and I’m sure that I wasn’t alone in getting a sinking feeling when Annette announced that the menu would revolve around ‘foraging’.

I couldn’t have been more wrong – the meal was delightful – delicious, inventive and just plain different. As an example, a dish of home smoked mackerel was served with foraged herbs and hogweed “capers”. Hogweed is that poisonous plant which grows 18ft tall and which you are supposed to report to the authorities if you see it. But, as Annette pointed out (we were glad of the reassurance), it’s only poisonous if the sap gets on your skin and Liam had collected the berries to create the capers. Another inventive dish was game terrine, made from grouse, pigeon, pheasant and partridge, which was served with damson gin sorbet (damsons are found in the hedgerows in these parts) and hot bon bons. Because wine wouldn’t go with a gin sorbet this was accompanied by Loweswater Gold Beer.

When my elderly mother ate at L’Enclume she proclaimed in a loud voice, so that all the stern, solemn waiters could hear, that the meal was “pretentious rubbish”. There’s nothing pretentious about the Cottage in the Wood. Liam and Kath are enjoying themselves too much and their infectious enthusiasm make an evening there just plain good fun.

Monday, June 20th, 2011

Killing Red Squirrels the Forestry Commission Way

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The fell road along Gummers Howe is one of the loveliest in the Lake District. The fells here are mainly forested, but where there are gaps you can see views to Lake Windermere on one side and Morecambe Bay on the other. The woodland, known as Chapel House Wood, is owned by the Forestry Commission, whose job it is not only to look after the woodland but also to protect the wildlife.
They’ve fallen down badly on both counts. The photo shows where they have cleared timber, leaving the fells looking like a battlefield. But their biggest crime has been in failing to protect the red squirrel in one of their last habitats in the South Lakes. When I first began to commute along this road 11 years ago red squirrels were a common sight and it was joy to see them. Now they have been wiped out and the greys have taken over. One of the main platforms of the campaign to protect the Forestry Commission earlier this year was the claim that they were there to protect the habitat of the red squirrel. This was one of the many untruths told on their behalf, as the scandal of Chapel House Wood illustrates.

Friday, June 17th, 2011

A Bat destroys a Bank

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I heard a scream and one of my girls came running out of the computer room. “There’s a massive spider on my keyboard” she cried. One of the pleasures of being a Dad is being able to deal with crises like this, which I did by grabbing the spider by its legs and flinging it out of the window, alive (just).

It’s a natural reaction to be scared of spiders, mice, bats and all small creepy creatures. The final episode of The Hotel included a hilarious scene when several housekeepers ran screaming when they saw a baby bat crawling along the corridor of the Damson Dene Hotel. I said at the time that it was a racing certainty that we would hear from some do-gooder pointing out that it is a criminal offence to harm a bat and sure enough, to my great amusement we did. They said, completely seriously, that we should have a programme in place to train our staff how to deal with bats.

What these idiots don’t appreciate is that the whole of Cumbria and much of the UK is alive with bats and that the laws to protect them do more harm than good (see my posting of November 30th 2010). How much harm has become apparent this week when a stray bat brought down a bank. The unfortunate bank is the Southsea Bank, based in Havant. The bank’s chairman, Bernard Stanley, explained that the bank had lent money to a property company, which was converting a building into 10 apartments- “We were very unlucky. Some chap from Natural Heritage happened to be passing when a bat flew out. Because of this construction of the flats was stopped for six months. No bats were found, but by the time the apartments were completed the market had gone flat”. The failure of the property company led to the collapse of the bank, which the government has refused to bail out. There will be compensation from the taxpayer for all depositors with balances up to £85,000, but any deposits over that amount will be lost. Which means that some people have lost most of their life savings. Even that, I’m sure, isn’t enough to wipe the smile of self satisfaction from the face of the man from Natural Heritage.

Sunday, May 8th, 2011

Filling the Borders with Self-Sown Plants

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I make it a rule not to do any weeding in my garden (except where we are growing vegetables or planting seeds) until the middle of May. My motive here isn’t just laziness (although that plays a part) but because I want to see what has self-seeded. If you get out the hoe too early you run the risk of destroying the good along with the bad and that can be an expensive mistake. As an example, I got an email today from Crocus telling me that they are offering Verbena Bonariensis plants for £8 each. Now it happens that a clump of about thirty of these plants has self-seeded in my borders, so I’ve saved £240 right off, plus all the hastle of planting them out.

My borders are full of other self-sown plants. They include the magnificent Angelica (pictured here), Crambe cordifolia and the tree spinach (Chenopodium gigantic), which grows to five feet in height and, very helpfully marks itself out as a young seedling by having a splash of purple on the tops of the leaves. Tree spinach also transplants very easily, which is helpful if you want to create a clump, which can look very impressive. All these plants self-sow freely, so once you’ve bought one packet of seed, that’s all you’ll need in a lifetime.

Friday, April 29th, 2011

The Deathly Trail of the Tornados

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I’m not sure if they’ve actually killed anyone but they do give you the fright of your life. There you are, enjoying the wilderness with your dog high on the fells when suddenly, out of nowhere, comes this almighty WHOOSH as a Tornado fighter jet flies a few feet above your head at 600 mph. It’s an experience you never forget. If you live here, near Lake Windermere, it’s an experience which happens all too often because this is their favourite training ground.

What I hadn’t appreciated until today is that the route of these fighters is etched into the landscape. This photo was taken at the Newby Bridge Hotel and shows the densely wooded hillside at Finsthwaite where the trees have newly come into leaf. They are looking most impressive in their verdant greenery- except that there appears to be a grey line running through it. The grey is a line of dead trees which lie directly under the flightpath of the Tornados. The fighters may not yet have killed any innocent walkers, but they are certainly fatal to any vegetation in their path.

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

The Swallows Return to the Damson Dene

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“Swallows high, staying dry:
Swallows low, wet will blow”

The swallows are back at the Damson Dene, and very welcome they are too, even though their nest, which is just above the entrance to Reception, does create quite a mess. Our guests like to know at the start of each day what the weather’s going to be like and we print off a forecast which, as it’s prepared by the Met Office, is pretty useless. We’d do just as well to ask them to look at our Swallows. If they are flying high, the weather will be warm- this may be because they follow the insects, as the warm currents of air carry the insects upwards. If the weather is cool and wet the insects fly low and the birds follow them. An alternative, and better, theory, is that swallows have ear drums which are sensitive to air pressure, which acts like a built in barometer, which gives them a warning of a change in the weather.

Swallows are one of those birds whose population is rising, particularly here in the west of the country. Amazingly, they over-winter in South Africa. Their ultra-sensitivity to the weather is vital on the long perilous journey, but even so only 50% of adults survive the journey. They always come back to the same nest. Goodness knows what adventures our swallows have had on their journey here- but they’ve made it- and dead on time.

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Damson Day 2011


Although the Damson Dene Hotel has been the main sponsor of Damson Day for several years now we can take no credit for the fact that it has blossomed into one of the best events in the spring calendar. “Blossomed” is the appropriate word today, because the damson orchards in the Lyth Valley are all in full bloom. There can’t be a prettier sight in the whole of England.

I think we can be pretty confident of a bumper damson harvest this year. Although the warm days which have brought out the blossom have been followed by clear nights there hasn’t been any frost or other adverse weather which might have prevented the fruit from setting.
There was a happy festive atmosphere today and it looks as though, once again, Damson Day has attracted record crowds, which will give the Association some of the funds which they need for the good work they do in encouraging damson growing.
This video gives a taste of what a fun day it was.

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Georgie Denby’s First Gig

This video records the first notes ever sung in public by Georgie Denby, the lead singer in the Jazz/Blues combo, Colloboration. They were the support act for the veteran blues band Paul Lamb and the King Snakes who are on a 35 gig tour of Europe. They played in front of an audience of 250 at the Hydro Hotel, Windermere. Georgie, who is 16, is of course my middle daughter and the presence of her proud Dad armed with a Flip video camera didn’t faze her at all. Her band are all pupils at Windermere school and the other band members are Claire Constance on keyboard and vocals (also Head Girl), Jenny Slack on Sax and vocals, Ed Majdalaney on drums and Leopold Scheltzendorff on bass.

It was a brilliant evening, organised by Windermere Rotary, who raised several hundred pounds for St Mary’s Hospice in Ulverston. Last week Georgie auditioned for a place in the music department at Kendal College, which has an Ofsted “outstanding” rating, one of the very few in the country. I’m pleased to say that she was given an unconditional place there and then, and will start there this September.

Sunday, March 20th, 2011

Elsie Wagg

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This year we numbered 100 at the Cumbria National Garden’s Scheme lunch, representing 75 gardens- more than ever before. So many in fact that we needed a new venue, which was provided by the barn at Rydal Hall. We also have a new County organiser, Dianne Hewitt. Diane and her husband David have a woodland garden in Windermere, Windy Hall, which is one of my favourites. At the back of their garden is a field in which they keep a flock of rare breed sheep.
Diane was allowed a budget of a mere £4 a head for today’s lunch for which she provided her own lamb and damson sausages, salads, some scrumptious desserts and cheese. I couldn’t help comparing this honest, authentic Cumbrian meal, with our dinner at L’Enclume last Thursday and wondered whether a meal costing many times more had in fact produced similar levels of customer satisfaction.
Diane’s menus contained an intriguing picture of a pretty young girl. The picture, she explained, was of Elsie Wagg, who worked for the Queen’s Nursing Institute and who had the bright idea in 1927 of getting people to pay a shilling a head for the privilege of visiting private gardens. This is how the National Gardens Scheme was born and last year what had begun as a shilling a head produced more than £60,000 in Cumbria alone.