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Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

The Teapot in the Sky

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“Well, the girls can’t stand her
‘Cause she walks, looks, and drives like an ace, now

She makes the Indy 500 look like
The Roman chariot race, now

A lot of guys try to catch her
But she leads ‘em on a wild goose chase, now

And she’ll have fun, fun, fun
‘Til her daddy takes the T-bird away”

- The Beach Boys, “Fun, Fun, Fun”

One of these days I’ll get behind the wheel of my newly restored Ford Thunderbird and drive along with the hood down listening to the Beach Boys singing Fun Fun Fun. I’ve got the record- all I need to do is get the T-Bird restored. Vickram Seth chose Fun, Fun, Fun, as his first record on Desert Island Discs, when he related how his friend (or was it himself?) couldn’t understand why Daddy would take their Teapot away.

This surreal image reminded me of Bertrand Russell’s wonderful story of the Teapot in the Sky, which I’ve found to be quite useful as a diversionary tactic if any of my children ask an awkward question about religion. This is how Bertrand Russell put it, but he could just as well have been talking about a T-Bird in the sky:

“If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.”

To show that truth is stranger than fiction, the picture is of a teapot worshipped by a Malaysian cult. Unfortunately it has been demolished at the behest of the Islamic ruling party. The spoilsports. Where’s their sense of Fun, Fun, Fun?

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Gardener’s Question Time, Live

Gardener's Question Time

Gardener’s Question Time does me a power of good. It comes on just after Sunday lunch and as soon as Eric Robson has introduced the panel I’m away. The weather forecast wakes me up in time for the last question and I’m then ready for whatever the world has to throw at me, such as my tea.

I should add that my tendency to drop off is my fault not theirs, and if anyone has any doubts about whether this is an entertaining programme, I’d recommend that they go to see one of the shows being recorded. The panel move about the country; a year or two back I saw a show being recorded in Windermere and tonight it was our turn, in Grange-over-Sands. The strength of the programme is that it’s not scripted; in fact the panellists don’t get to see the questions in advance, so everyone has to live on their wits. Which they do, splendidly. Tonight Eric Robson was in the chair and Anne Swithinbank, Matthew Biggs and Bob Flowerdew were there to answer the questions. Anne Swithinbank has a way of illustrating what she’s saying with flamboyant gestures and took no notice of Eric Robson’s pleading eyes which said “We’re on the radio dear”. She’s also a mind reader as she recommended Tithonia (quite an unusual choice) on the very day that I’d marked it to buy in my seed catalogue. Bob Flowerdew is very close to being batty, but he gives his answers with such wit and panache that nobody minds. Eric Robson and Matt Biggs are as sharp as newly honed secateurs and in fact there’s more humour in one edition of this radio show than in a whole series of Gardener’s World under the lugubrious charge of Monty Don. The audience tonight was too busy laughing for anyone to snatch 40 winks, even me.

Saturday, November 5th, 2011

Jimmy Wales as Howard Roark

Jimmy Wales“You could have made a billion dollars, why didn’t you?”
This question was put to Jimmy Wales, the founder of Wikipedia, in Radio 3’s ‘Free Thinking Festival of Ideas’. This was his reply:

“It reminds me very much of the fabulous scene in Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead when someone offers to make Howard Roark’s career if he will deviate in some way from something which he believes is the right thing to do and he grips the desk and closes his eyes and he says “NO”. And he chooses to go, to leave his profession of architecture and work in a quarry as a worker because he can’t do it the way he wants to do it. That’s very inspiring to me and this is why things like “What if the Chinese government offered x, y and z if only you would censor Wikipedia?” and I would say, its not even a question – I’m a nut about that kind of thing”.

Last week Wikipedia made their point in Italy, where they removed the site for two days in protest at a proposal before the Italian parliament which would have compromised their impartiality. The Italian parliament backed down and the proposed change to the law was scrapped.

The principle on which Wikipedia was founded is “free access to the sum of all human knowledge”. They have seen off the Italian threat to that principle but just round the corner is a threat in the States from an online privacy bill. It might be a good idea for the promotors of that bill to read The Fountainhead, at the conclusion of which Howard Roark destroys everything he has created rather than let his principles be compromised.

Jimmy Wales was also questioned about the apparent contradiction between the principle of individuality, as espoused by Ayn Rand, and the community spirit which is at the heart of Wikipedia. He said: “The idea that a passionate commitment to reason, purpose, self esteem and creativity is somehow at odds with community life is one of the great problems that we have…. There is no contradiction. I believe that to achieve the things I want to achieve I need the support of a local community which means a lot of principles about being nice to people, assuming good faith, a mutual point of view – all of the things which I think are necessary to make the project work. The idea that if you are going to be successful you have to be in conflict with others is mistaken.”

Before founding Wikipedia, Jimmy Wales ran an internet discussion group which was devoted to promoting the Objectivist philosophy of Ayn Rand. He’s her best advocate – here’s the link to his Radio 3 lecture - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b016kgfd.

Saturday, June 11th, 2011

The Browning Version

I remember, a long time ago, when Sunday afternoons stretched out interminably, watching the black and white version of Goodbye Mr Chips on TV and enjoying a good cry at the end. Mr Chips gets a mention in another weepy about a retiring schoolmaster, The Browning Version, which was broadcast this afternoon in a new production starring Michael York and produced by Martin Jarvis. Nearly everything that Martin Jarvis does is good, but this was superb. It was such a welcome contrast to all those dreary plays which fill the ‘Afternoon Play’ slot on Radio 4. This new production of The Browning Version is the start of a Terence Rattigan season to celebrate the centenary of his birth. If the rest of of season is as good as this, we are in for a treat.
The video is taken from the film with Albert Finney in the lead part of Crocker-Harris and shows the scene in which he breaks down, after being given the unexpected leaving gift by his pupil Taplow.

Friday, June 10th, 2011

First Catch your Cormorant

There was a most entertaining discussion on a Radio 4 programme called Terrible Food in which Jonathan McGowan, an amateur taxidermist, described how he fed his (unsuspecting) guests a meal of spaghetti bolognese which he had made from owl meat. The owls were a Tawny and a Barn which he had found as road kill. Unfortunately, he didn’t include a recipe, but he might have enjoyed the following:

How to Cook a Chub:
“There is only one way to cook a chub and that is to lay him on a board and scale and gut him. Then carefully bury the body and cook the board”.
From “With Rod and Line in and Around Gloucestershire” by ‘Tight Lines’ 1937

or

How to Cook a Cormorant

“After dousing the bird in petrol and setting it on fire, burying it for a fortnight, then boiling in salt water, applying a paste of methylated spirit and curry powder and roasting in a hot oven for three hours, throw it away and then not even a starving vulture would eat it”
From “Countryman’s Cooking”, W.M.W. Fowler 1965

Monday, May 30th, 2011

Barb Jungr- The Man in the Long Black Coat

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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
How many plugs can one programme receive before things are getting out of hand?
Yes, and how many trails can the listener endure before they want to change the wave band?
The answer my friends is not very many and the question is when is it going to end?

How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
Yes, and how many times must the radio announce that an old rocker’s birthday is nigh?
Bob Dylan’s 70 and 70 is the number of times we’ve been told that but why?
The answer my friend is that Radio 4 trails tend to drive the listener round the bend.

This adaptation of Blowing in the Wind was sung by Graham Fellowes (aka John Shuttleworth) on Radio 4 in response to the dozens of complaints about the never-ending trailers for programmes celebrating Bob Dylan’s birthday. Not everyone complained- roll on his 75th! It was a little surprising, knowing how Dylan and his label like to soak every money-making opportunity, that there wasn’t a record release from the great man to go with the wall to wall publicity. But canny Lancashire lass Barb Jungr hasn’t let the opportunity slip by, with the release today of her second album of Dylan covers, The Man in the Long Black Coat. We’ve had to wait since 2002 for the follow up to A Single Grain of Sand but this is, if anything, better. The title track made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck; but for my money the best track is her version of Sara. The original, from ‘Desire’ has always been one of my favourite tracks (a clue can be found in the name of my youngest daughter) but Barb Jungr has improved on the original. Thank you Barb.

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

Ijaman Levi

When I tuned into Desert Island Discs this morning I was taken aback to hear Kwame Kwei-Armah choose Ijaman’s ‘I’m a Levi’ as one of his discs. This is only the second time I’ve heard Ijaman played on the BBC before, the first being when I chose ‘Hold on Honey’ as one of my selections when I did Cumbria Radio’s version of Desert Island Discs a couple of years ago.

Ijaman is second only to Bob Marley as the greatest talent to come out of Jamaica. When I lived in London, long before I adopted the Slow Life I had a girl friend who used to take me to the ‘Blues’ clubs of Notting Hill- these were the days when Notting Hill was a seedy immigrant area, before Hugh Grant got his hands on it. This was when I was introduced to Ijaman and I’ve collected his records ever since. It has always amused me that although he is known as the original Rastafarian, his real name is Trevor.

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

The Archers- Bring Back Hannah

Helen as Hannah
The 60th anniversary edition of the Archers was a humdinger which left me emotionally drained. The Archers is of course an integral part of the Slow Life. I have to confess I’m an intermittent rather than a devoted listener. I catch as much as I can of the omnibus edition on a Sunday morning, usually on the way to the farm and I always tune in if I happen to be in the car when it’s on. It doesn’t matter if you miss a few episodes- the characters are more important than the story line.

It was different a couple of years ago, when I tuned in every evening without fail. This was when I and thousands of others were following the adventures of Hannah, the pig girl, who was brought in to help Jazza look after his pigs. Hannah was played by Helen Longworth of the Heroes of She. She developed quite a fan base on the Archers’ website and we were all bitterly disappointed when her character was phased out after a couple of months.

The photo is of Helen holding a pig on my farm. It was taken on a perishingly cold January day. In site of the cold and the fact that the pig was doing unmentionable things all down her coat Helen didn’t bat an eye and never stopped smiling during a long photo –shoot. She’s a true professional. Now that Nigel has gone, there’s room for another character. The answer is obvious- bring back Hannah the pig girl!

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

A Slap in the Face from Booths

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Radio Cumbria, after hearing about my dismay at the tie-up between Slow Food UK and the supermarket chain, Booths, invited me to share my thoughts with the listeners to their Breakfast Show this morning and to my surprise they asked Slow Food’s Chief Executive, Catherine Gazzoli to discuss the subject with me. Catherine is the feisty, dynamic, bundle of energy who has done so much to transform the fortunes of Slow Food since she took up the reigns (see my posting of February 4th).
She explained that 25% of Booth’s food products are now locally supplied and that they are at the vanguard among supermarkets in supporting local suppliers. Catherine lives in London, after moving from America and from that perspective I can fully understand why she is so impressed with what Booths offers. But Booths is a supermarket who can only survive by competing with Tesco’s and Morrisons which means that the great bulk of what they sell is junk which does not, by any stretch of the imagination meet the Slow Food criteria of Good, Clean and Fair. And in Cumbria, unlike in London or America, there are still lots and lots of independent butchers, greengrocers, bakers, farm shops and farmer’s markets which undoubtedly do supply food which is wholly Good Clean and Fair. Which is why, to all those independent traders, the news of the tie-in with Booths must have come as a slap in the face.