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Thursday, December 1st, 2011

The Garden in November

We were tidying out the garage in September and I came across a couple of bags of daffodils which we hadn’t got round to planting out last year.  They felt rather soft, but we put them in the ground anyway, just in case.  And guess what, they’re not only alive, they’re already producing shoots – it’s been so warm they think it’s spring!

In fact it’s been so mild this November that the hellebores have come into flower and the wall flowers haven’t stopped flowering. The echiums have been doing well and they’ve continued to grow during the long warm autumn, so that, after four years of failure, I’ve got some hope that they’ll have enough strength to come through the winter.  And because there’s been so much more colour and life around than is usual at this time of year I’ve made a slideshow of the garden in November.  Still bleak on the whole, so the music, appropriately, is Jacque Brel singing “Ne me quitte pas”.

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

The Bad Tempered Gardener

The Bad Tempered GardenerI think I’m in love with Anne Wareham. It’s true that I’ve never met her and the one photo I’ve seen of her has her wearing goggles and driving a tractor. She also appears to be spoken for, as she’s dedicated her book to “Charles with love. Without you, nothing” and writes about making love to him by their “reflecting pool”. So it looks as though my love will be unrequited, but love it is, nevertheless.

My infatuation began when I was given a book called “The Bad Tempered Gardener”, of which my beloved is the author. I knew it was love when I came to a chapter on hostas, which was illustrated with photos of some immaculate plants, at the sight of which I thought “They’re not real”. And then I read the opening lines: “There is absolutely no point in growing hostas unless you are prepared to kill slugs and the only sensible way I have found to do that is regular applications of slug pellets”. And then a chapter on her veg plot when she says: “And the results were never so wonderful or so specially delicious as they are talked up to be. The potatoes tasted like potatoes – not a patch on the shop-bought Jersey Royals, whatever variety we grew”. These are truths which garden writers simply aren’t meant to acknowledge, and when she got going nothing was safe, from Show Gardens (most of them are ghastly) to other garden journalists (most of them are toadies).

Would I recommend “The Bad Tempered Gardener?” Certainly not. You might fall for her as well, and where might that lead?

Thursday, November 17th, 2011

Val Bourne – “The 10 Minute Gardener” – Vegetable Growing

10 minute gardener

Double digging is deeply unfashionable now – the modern trend is to leave the soil alone and just apply a thin mulch of compost. That wasn’t the case when I started vegetable growing here 12 years ago, when I well remember losing a stone in weight as I nearly killed myself double digging our vegetable patch in our first autumn.

The “let it be” policy is alluring to the Slow Gardener and it works well in established gardens where the soil is constantly being worked. But soil which is heavy or compacted or full of roots needs to be double-dug. This old-fashioned advice is given by Val Bourne in her new book in the “Ten Minute Gardener” series on vegetable growing. It’s a lovely little book which, although paper-back sized, has a hard washable cover, which makes it perfect for taking out into the garden and reading over a cup of tea in the potting shed.

But double digging isn’t a ten minute job and I was bemused to see that Val Bourne recommends doing it in early January when, she says, “most gardeners are normally straining at the leash to get outside and take some exercise”. In these parts, the ground in January is either frozen rock solid or water-logged. Slow Gardeners don’t venture out in those conditions, especially not to double dig. The best advice I could give to a gardener in January is to put another log on the fire, put your feet up and enjoy reading the seed catalogues or, for that matter “The Ten Minute Gardener”.

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Bamboo or Grass?

Bamboo 2

Ornamental grasses have been all the rage in the gardening world for some time now. So much so that the style even has a name, ‘New Wave Planting’ a style made famous by the Dutch Designer, Piet Oudolf. It’s all a bit flat and insipid for my taste, although I do use quite a few of the bolder tall grasses (by tall, I mean over six feet) in my garden to add structure to the borders. One of the tallest and the best is Arundo Donax, which is sometimes known as the giant cane, and can grow to 20 metres (although not here). But the shortcomings of this majestic grass are brought home when it is grown alongside bamboos.

This picture, taken today, shows the Arundo Donax sandwiched between two bamboos (it’s just behind the phormium). It simply can’t compete in stature or colour. What’s more, it’s now in the process of dying down, and won’t reappear until next June, whereas the bamboos will remain like this, giving structure and life to the border, all winter long.

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Over-Wintering Cannas

Cannas

Last year I had a magnificent 12 ft purple banana plant in the Orangery (alas, no more) and I would tease visitors by asking them where it came from. The tentative replies included “China”, “Brazil”, “South Africa”. “Homebase” I would triumphantly answer. Indeed, Homebase is one of the best sources for gardening exotica and when the 12 ft specimen succumbed to the cold last winter I found its replacement in their “pot plant” department for a fiver.

The plant pictured here is a canna, also bought at Homebase for a fiver. I planted it in June; it came into flower in August and has been in flower ever since. Now, after a couple of frosts, it’s time to put it to bed for the winter. Cannas are liable to be killed by the cold if they are left in the ground, so it’s best to lift them and keep them in a cool dry place inside, removing the leaves first, with no care required except to keep them slightly damp. But first, I split them. This single plant has grown so strongly over the summer (without any feeding) that it’s now at least five. That works out at one pound each. Good old Homebase.

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

The Laskett – ‘A Dreadful Garden’

The LaskettWhen A A Gill, the restaurant critic, was finishing his meal at a restaurant in Wales the chef asked him what he thought of the food. “Disgusting” replied Gill. In fact he thought the food was good, as he confirmed in his review in the Sunday Times, but it gave him pleasure to torment the chef. This would have remained his private little joke if the chef hadn’t gone back to the kitchen and beaten up his assistant, after which the chef was done for assault and all the grisly facts came out in court.

A A Gill is paid to write entertaining reviews. The public love it when he puts the boot in and I suppose it’s easier for him if the venom comes from the depth of his soul. Truth and objectivity can’t get much of a look in when you have to write something amusing every week of the year.

When it comes to reviews of gardens, we have the opposite problem. Everyone is so damn nice. I had a bit of a rant about this when I wrote about Monty Don’s never-ending niceness in his series on Italian gardens (http://www.slow-life.co.uk/2011/05/12/the-worlds-ghastliest-garden/) and I was delighted to see Anne Wareham pick up the baton in her piece in the Spectator about The Laskett. She wrote about how exasperated she gets when she hears all the endless unthinking praise which is heaped on a garden which, in her opinion, is so second rate.

Anne Wareham is dead right in asking for a little bit more truthfulness and objectivity in reviews of gardens, but from the reaction of the gardening establishment you’d have thought that she had committed treason. Andrew Lawson, a garden writer, in a letter to the Spectator, said that she belonged to the “taste gestapo” and that her views were “poisonous”. AA Gill would be proud.

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Chocolate Cosmos

Chocolate Cosmos

I’m going to give the prize for the best performing perennial of the year to this Chocolate Cosmos, whose official name is Cosmos atrosanguineus “Chocamocha”, and names don’t come more splendid than that.  I bought a few plants of it in June from Cath’s Garden Plants, ( http://www.cathsgardenplants.co.uk/) who are just down the road from us at Heaves and they have been in flower from then until now with no sign of giving up.  We’ve had a few frosts, which they have shrugged off. This photo was taken today and it’s astonishing that there are not only lots of flowers in bloom but also masses of buds.  We haven’t paid it the slightest attention since it was planted, so it has performed this well without any dead-heading.  In the past I’ve had difficulty getting this plant through the winter in the ground, but I’m going to follow Cath’s advice and give it a good mulch, and hope for the best.

It’s not called Chocolate Cosmos for nothing- the flowers smell strongly of chocolate.

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

What to do with Dahlias in the Winter

Dahlia Tubers

The other day on Gardener’s Question Time, Bob Flowerdew gave as his “topical tip” the advice that you should leave your dahlias in the ground over the winter. He said that he’s learnt that the only reason people lifted dahlias was to take cuttings in the spring and if you didn’t want to do that you might as well leave them in the ground, making sure that you give them a good covering of mulch to protect from the frost. If only it were as simple as that.

In fact there are very good reasons to lift dahlias, whether you want to take cuttings or not. First, you are more likely to have a live plant after the winter. Dahlias left in the ground are susceptible to frost (despite the mulch) as well as to anything in the soil which might like to eat them. Secondly, if they are left in the ground they will emerge and come in to flower at least a month after plants which have been brought on in a cold frame. I value that extra month of flowering, especially when I grow them for cut flowers. Thirdly, the tubers will divide, so if you lift them you’ll get extra plants without the faff of taking cuttings.

This photo shows tubers which we have lifted this week and cleaned of soil. They will be put on trays in dry compost and stored in a shed until February when we’ll pot them up and put them in the cold frame. They’ll be in flower before the end of May. Those which we leave in the ground (we leave about a third of our total) won’t show their first shoots until then. Believe me Bob, its worth the extra effort to lift and store dahlia tubers.

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Whose Garden’s are Better; England’s or Japan’s?

Katsura Imperial VillaUntil very recently Paris was the undisputed capital of gastronomy. Then the Michelin inspectors turned up in Tokyo and found, to everyone’s amazement, that the standards in Tokyo were higher. Tokyo now has 14  3 Star restaurant’s compared to Paris’s 10 – and, to put things in perspective, London’s 1.

England may not have many 3 Star Michelin restaurants but everyone would agree that we are, by a long margin, the undisputed kings of gardening. Is this reputation deserved? My guess would be that if the gardening equivalents of the Michelin inspectors were to come to Japan we would be in for an unwelcome surprise. Our respective styles are very different and it may be difficult to make an objective comparison, but I think the Japanese have the edge in craftsmanship, artistry and year-round interest. After my brief visit to Kyoto (see yesterday’s entry) I’ve resolved to seek out the 10 best gardens in Japan and compare them with the 10 best in England to see for myself whether the Japanese can beat us at gardening as they have beaten the French at cooking.

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Mr McGregor Takes Shape

Mr McGregor

This is me 20 years on. Alan Ward used the mould which he had taken of me on August 5th (see http://www.slow-life.co.uk/2011/08/05/making-mr-mcgregor/), added a few wrinkles, white hair and a beard to create Mr McGregor. I’m happy to say that it looks nothing like me, but it’s a sobering thought that I’m going to get more and more like it when I look in the mirror as the years wear on.

I’ve now got to get Mr McGregor and Alan’s model of Peter Rabbit to Huis Ten Bosch, which is near Nagasaki in southern Japan. They fit into one large suitcase, marked “Fragile” which, together with my other luggage, is quite a handful. The journey needs 5 taxis, 2 planes, 2 trains and a bus. Today I made the first leg of the journey to London and I had a really heartening experience at Euston Station, which I wouldn’t have had down as the friendliest place in Britain. To get from the platform to the taxi rank you need to negotiate three steep flights of stairs and to my amazement, as I stood looking helpless with my luggage at the top of each one a stranger offered to help me carry them down. I thought that only happened to blondes and little old ladies, but on reflection perhaps I look more like Mr McGregor than I’m prepared to admit.